After several serious and some unpleasent current events Ben San started to proudly collect restraining orders of some international fishing pros and almost every half-descent looking girl in his neighborhood. So if you are interested - or just want to be part of my collection- please inquire via nude picture…

Ben is the one and only inventor of templeballing. You don`t know what templeballing is all about?!? Well, we don`t know either. But hey … it sounds cool and that`s all that matters. As one can see Ben is also into some serious pink power casting which may sound gay but isn`t. Ben earned world wide recognition with his role as “BASSMASTER B DIZZY” where he took record pike fishing to a new level. Ben can be seen in a cinema near you where he perfoms his most recent role Borat from Kazachstan. Ben is truly terrific.

P.S.: Ben would like to point out that he is a die hard fan of the the one and only Petrick Fleischxer. Together with allmighty Donny Thunder he is actually forming the official Petrick Fleixscher fan club. If you like to join them, please get in touch with Ben.

Ian cooked up the whole Tarakito story in one of the endless long hours on the boat not catching bass. Being quite single minded Ian`s only aim in life is to catch trophy bass which are called perch over here. In the meantime Ian hides in the Tarakito garage creating and pouring new lures. Ian is also responsible for most of the articles published on this lousy website.

Manu is an allround fisherman with a favour for big pikes and catfish. Manu is not only one of the sexiest lurebashers in town but also well known for his hand carved MCL lures which regularly produce record pike all around the globe. Manu San is also a precursor when it comes to nude catfish grabbling lessons in european girls schools, which keeps him quite busy during the off season.

Paul came to us straight outa a Japanase fishporn manga. Talking bollocks 24 hours a day we gaged him and took him on our boat for some serious bass fishing. What a blast!!! Paul San outfished attentand B.A.S.S. pros dropshoting with just a bare hook and left them with their panties wet. We immediately gave him a proper name, tightened up the gag and put him in the golden Tarakito team shirt. Since that day we never go on a competion without Paul San in the lifewell.