Just put up some lures on ebay. Have a look here. If you want other colours, etc. drop me line - i won`t give a shit!

This Is Fly issue 14 is out now! Lovely Cover! Check it out: www.thisisfly.com

So you think ice-fishing is kinda the real and coolest winter fishing thing, eh.?. Well, that`s what i thought, too. At least until today! And maybe it`s still true when you live in some remote areas in Finland. Ice fishing right here in the middle of the town really sucks!

Why?

First of all there are no fish! This is where continous readers might ask if i don`t get used to this with time. Of course i do - i run a fishing blog with a category “no fish at all” smart ass!

Much more annoying then the absence of fish are all those pedestrian with their shitload of funny questions … uhm, i still don`t get their kind of humor. “Are you fishing?” “No ma`m we come from planet Mickey Mouse and search for oil. Can you help us?”

Get a life folks!

Just in case you`re wondering why Japan consumes this whole lot a fish … they need it to drink milk out of girl`s asses.

Don`t believe me?!?

Well, then you should have a look at “The Vice Guide To Sex” on vbs.tv. “Genki & The Art Of Eel Porn” says it all. Kinda weird folks …

Have a look at part one here.

When reading the latest this is fly mag be sure to check out page 107 with a little story on big city trouting from the Tarakito garage. Cheers.

Today we went out there to nail down some big city trouts with the flyrod which proved more difficult than expected. We`ll be back at the funny farm very soon so stay tuned for some asskicking rock`n roll, chicks and no fish at all.

Cheers up.

Urban Trouting - Guerrila Style Dude!

As there`s no time for fishing right now another little post on music …

Old but good …

Lovely british sense of humor!

Ok, so we had a plan today … to get out of bed ways too early, jump in the boat, throw some pike flies and nail down some of these greedy green bastards … BUT it seemed that the allmighty pikemaster listened to Slayer instead of hearing ours prayers. To cut a rather boring story short - the water was fucking clear, the sun was shining, we had a brilliant day but only caught baby pikes. So we switched to perch and had some nice 30s on Comic Craws. I say “Fuck that goddam pikes!”

Bless.

Another day of big city combat trouting. While stupid me was trying to catch trees, birds and bugs on spinners Jens performed better and got some decent big city trouts. The biggest one just got away just like the last time. Will post some more combat fishing footage soon. So stay tuned for the real deal - urban trouting - guerilla style.

No fish for me today but for Paul Pikemaster himself. Maybe that`s due to imaginary super ale. Or it`s just because of my farty pants. You never know …

Daiwa Japan just came up with a new line up of rods & reels called E-GEE. The E-GEE 2506 reel looks quite sexy and is affordable, too. Get one at plat.co.jp.

To be honest most of the fishing shirts out there are pretty odd which is why we go fishing naked most of the time. If you`re not into this nude-fishing-thing but want to head the bank in style get yourself one of the brand new Bugslinger shirts here.

We just came home from a gig of the German rock`n roll band Schmerzfrei and have to admit that these blokes play some serious straigt in your face sound. Check out their official myspace-site: Schmerzfrei Essen. Sorry guys- lyrics are all in German!